Burning Questions

Over the past few weeks I have asked myself a bunch of questions that I don't really know the answer to. So if any of you can answer a question for me please... let me know. The questions are really random. Usually something happens or I see something and a question comes to mind and it won't leave me alone. Most of the questions are stupid but it's what I can't get out of my mind. 1. Why does it take the lawn mower man 5 hours to mow the little strip of grass out front? Every time I walk out the door he's taking a break under the tree. I don't get it! 2. Why does Kahuku Elementary have more TV channels than I do? And how come I stayed 2 hours longer at work just so I could watch MTV, VH1, and E!... among others? 3. Whatever happened to common courtesy? You know.. please and thank you, returning a smile... things like that. Did it just go away with the times or is it my location? 4. How come things I buy always look better on at the store but then when I get home I wanna cry because I can't believe I spent money on somthing that looks so horrible? 5. Did I really just get paid to sit at school and watch Hannah Montana with some 4th graders? 6. Why did Kasala bring me a Big Mac meal for lunch when he knows I'm trying to lose weight? (I ate it though and I was really good) 7. How come I never hear an ice cream man over here? I'm sure I'll think of more stupid questions but for now.. these are the things that are nagging away at my brain. Dumb... I know.